See Breaking Dawn, of course!
I went with my coworker and let's just say the movie was..uhm....about as good as I expected it to be.
Which wasn't that good.
I saw the first one in the theater and wanted to see this one on the big screen too, because come on, who doesn't want to see that vampire baby born in mega-size.
I quickly learned after watching that scene....me.
Really....did we need to have the surround sound of Bella's bones breaking? No really. That was MESSED UP! Cringe worthy, throw-up, sick.
And apparently Edward eats through the placenta to get the baby out.
Yeah, I didn't know that because I didn't see it. I was too busy sitting with my hands over my eyes cringing from Bella's stomach being ripped open and bones cracking like twigs in a fire.
Also...I thought the first half was slooooooooow....I kept wanting things to move faster, or at least for Bella to talk. Stop biting your lip, girl!
Oh, and did I mention the bones crack o'lacking?
My coworker said her daughter had nightmares after seeing it. I told her it might have been because of the gruesome pile-up of dead bodies at the start of the movie. Nothing like the entire wedding party and guests in white...then adorned with red blood dripping down the mountain of corpses. Delightful.
And don't forget Bella's bones snapping left and right!
I was also equally creeped out by Jacob imprinting on Renesme. Really. Creepy. My students tried to tell me that it wasn't romantic, he was imprinting in a big brother way. No. It. Was. Creepy.
But at least we got to see a shirtless Jacob within the first 30 seconds of the movie. I'm joking, folks.
The soundtrack actually seemed like it might be decent. Maybe I should pick buy it, turn it up and try to drown out the memories of the breaking bones.
Did you see it? What did you think????